February 2012
part-the-red-sea:
When you find someone that is literally perfect but they live in Narnia or some shit
Or, you know, Liverpool. Liverpool’s like Narnia, right?
“The pro-choice movement opposes forced ultrasounds because they override the...”
– The ultrasound fallacy (via iamdrtiller)
someinsanityrequired:
onigiriinafruitsbasket:
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Watchjonwithabullet:
Ricky Gervais and Jon Stewart talk about pandas, panda sex, panda porn, panda lifestyle and pandas in general.
this is just hysterical.
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“You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to...”
– Aaron Freeman “You Want A Physicist To Speak at your Funeral”
(source: npr)
understanding a joke on the big bang theory
funniest-out:
laugh-at-me-br0:
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Woman/Person with Uterus: Can I have birth control?
Republicans: No.
Woman/PwU: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Republicans: No.
Woman/PwU: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Republicans: No. (And you're a slutty slut for opening your legs in the first place so you deserved it!)
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