cracked:

Cracked sat down with an executive for one of the companies working to protect and modernize our electric utilities, and he broke the difficult news that our power grid is about as carefully maintained as the floor of a taxi cab.
5 Stupid Reasons Your Electricity Could Go Away Tomorrow

#5. Blackouts Are Caused by Ridiculous Random Bullshit
There is an army trying to take down the world’s power grid, right now, as we speak. They are dedicated, they are numerous, and they are willing to die. They’re also very small and furry.
They are squirrels.

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cracked:

Cracked sat down with an executive for one of the companies working to protect and modernize our electric utilities, and he broke the difficult news that our power grid is about as carefully maintained as the floor of a taxi cab.

5 Stupid Reasons Your Electricity Could Go Away Tomorrow

#5. Blackouts Are Caused by Ridiculous Random Bullshit

There is an army trying to take down the world’s power grid, right now, as we speak. They are dedicated, they are numerous, and they are willing to die. They’re also very small and furry.

They are squirrels.

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bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

(via pricklylegs)

reasonsmysoniscrying:

3yo hugs me, smiles a bitter-sweet smile, slowly begins to squeeze my throat with two hands & whispers hauntingly, “Are you choking, Daddy?”

*chuckles* kids are creepy as hell. For reals.

batter-sempai:

thetrailmixteapot:

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

Q

Oh my gosh, that explains why some dogs put their head to one side when you talk to them. They’re not confused, they’re trying to listen to us better. Awww.

batter-sempai:

thetrailmixteapot:

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

Q

Oh my gosh, that explains why some dogs put their head to one side when you talk to them. They’re not confused, they’re trying to listen to us better. Awww.

(via consultinghobbitinthetardis)

I suddenly have 41 anon messages in relation to my FB post. #PROTIP from atrius: when people are flipping you off, they’re just forgetting which fingers go in the “I Love You” sign.

Same goes for anon hate, TBH. “You’re a dumb fucking cunt” is someone’s attempt at telling me they love and admire me, but their fingers don’t work right.

Anonymity: making the internet worse than Mos Eisley on a daily basis.

dapperasf:

a podcast recorded with a $60 dollar mic in a harlem apartment about an openly queer radio host with a poc love interest as literally the most normal part of the show made it to be the number one most dowloaded podcast in all of america and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit you can get out of my face

(via sp00kyqueer)

inkfaery:

So, this just happened on my FB wall. Names obscured for obvious reasons. I’m pink. This is one of the dudes that made me feel like I needed a FB break to begin with. Why am I still friends with him? Fuck… I’m not sure. He’s not like this in real life? I don’t have a load of RL friends? I’m grossed out. I’ll update if this continues.



In an exercise of “missing the point but grasping at straws…”

inkfaery:

So, this just happened on my FB wall. Names obscured for obvious reasons. I’m pink. This is one of the dudes that made me feel like I needed a FB break to begin with. Why am I still friends with him? Fuck… I’m not sure. He’s not like this in real life? I don’t have a load of RL friends? I’m grossed out. I’ll update if this continues.

In an exercise of “missing the point but grasping at straws…”

So, this just happened on my FB wall. Names obscured for obvious reasons. I’m pink. This is one of the dudes that made me feel like I needed a FB break to begin with. Why am I still friends with him? Fuck… I’m not sure. He’s not like this in real life? I don’t have a load of RL friends? I’m grossed out. I’ll update if this continues.

So, this just happened on my FB wall. Names obscured for obvious reasons. I’m pink. This is one of the dudes that made me feel like I needed a FB break to begin with. Why am I still friends with him? Fuck… I’m not sure. He’s not like this in real life? I don’t have a load of RL friends? I’m grossed out. I’ll update if this continues.